Screenshot from the video below
At least that's the impression one gets from a video the St. Louis man posted to his Facebook page on Thursday. A recitation of the various trials and tribulations Robinson is willing to go through in the name of female anatomy, the now-viral video has been viewed more than 100,000 times in the short time since it went online.
"Girl I'll sell my Air Forces for that pussy/steal a couple Clydesdale horses for that pussy," he raps at the video's outset. "Girl I'll Nina Pop for that pussy/ catch the 70 Grand and miss my stop for that pussy."
Robinson's offering is just one of many such videos appearing online in the last week as part of the "for that pussy/for that dick" challenge, the internet's latest hilariously vulgar viral craze. Inspired by a song/video by New Orleans rapper Game Over Reedy that was released in April, the challenge has seen stars from Erykah Badu to Cardi B to 21 Savage dropping their own videos in the past week.
Even non-famous folks have been getting in on the action, with a video of a man doing the challenge while wearing a NYPD uniform popping up on Twitter Monday.
"5-0 for the pussy/NYPD loving all the pussy," he raps. "I'm looking for the pussy/judge signed off on a warrant for the pussy."
WTF!!! OMFGGGG! LMFAOOOOO NYPD GET YALL MANS! pic.twitter.com/niOuyVfx7j
— Bianca Writes! (@BeeXJae) September 26, 2017
Those are all well and good — but Robinson's is better. Maybe that's because he incorporated an encyclopedic knowledge of St. Louis into his video, referencing bygone local rap group Da Hol 9, Chuck Berry, the Arch, Lee's Pawn and Jewelry, the Cardinals, the Rams, and on ... and on. In fact, in our book, Robinson just straight-up won this challenge. "Pick you up from Kingshighway and Natural Bridge for that pussy?" All others should pack up and go home.
Watch the video below, and also, just because we're trying to break the land-speed record for most instances of the word "pussy" in a single article, check out a transcription of the full rap below that:
Girl I'll sell my air forces for that pussy / steal a couple Clydesdale horses for that pussy
Girl I'll Nina Pop for that pussy / catch the 70 Grand and miss my stop for that pussy
I'll babysit your kids for that pussy / pick you up from Kingshighway and Natural Bridge for that pussy
I'll get your hair did for that pussy / hit up Hollywood Beauty and steal a wig for that pussy
I'll buy a Monte Carlo for that pussy / ask to borrow a dollar until tomorrow for that pussy
I'll piss up on the Arch for that pussy / run a few laps around Forest Park for that pussy, lord
I'll get religious for that pussy / fuck around and you might catch me washing dishes for that pussy
Girl I'll make three wishes for that pussy / go to a crime scene and act suspicious for that pussy
Roll through Skate King for that pussy / hit up Lee's Pawn and Jewelry, buy some bling for that pussy
Like Chuck Berry I'll sing for that pussy / hit the county and order some China King for that pussy
Call 104, request a song for that pussy / bring the Rams back to the Dome for that pussy
Won't ever pay back my loan for that pussy
Girl i'll walk through the Loop for that pussy / disappear — come back through for that pussy
I'll make it do what it do for that pussy, hold on
I did a lot girl, you owe me that pussy / played for the Cardinals, girl, throw me that pussy
Tropicana Lanes girl, roll me that pussy / I'm from St. Louis, so just show me that pussy
