St. Louis Craigslist Musician Post of the Week: Graphics Edition

[
      {
        "name": "Ad - NativeInline - Injected",
        "component": "37365813",
        "insertPoint": "3",
        "requiredCountToDisplay": "5"
      },{
        "name": "Real 1 Player (r2) - Inline",
        "component": "37365812",
        "insertPoint": "2/3",
        "requiredCountToDisplay": "9"
      }
    ]

(Welcome to a new feature on A to Z: The Craiglist Musician Post of the Week. Associates and friends keep sending me links to funny and/or bizarre listings -- ones that deserve to be shared with the world.)

Been slacking on this blog feature, but this find justifies bringing it back right here. The ad asks:

R U A BAND IN NEED OF GRAPHICS??

For argument's sake, let's say sure. What should I do?

Respond thru craigslist and I will send you my "real" email. Thanks

As if to show off these mad design skills, the post includes this graphic: