The Dumbest Questions Ever Asked in Song

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Katy Perry's "Firework": "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, lifting through the wind, wanting to start again?"

No.

The Killers' "Human": "Are we human, or are we dancer?"

It's not enough that this is an overwrought hot mess of a song by an overwrought hot mess of a band, it repeatedly asks a question that offends both logically and grammatically. Guys, I'll agree to entertain the notion that somehow being a human and a dancer are mutually exclusive if you agree to agree your subjects and pronouns.

Cher's "Believe": "Do you believe in life after love?"

Everyone knows that breakups can be difficult, but there are many people in the world who've defied the odds and continued to live despite the termination of a romantic relationship. What I don't believe is that Cher actually dated Tom Cruise.

Kanye West's "Dark Fantasy": "Can we get much higher?"

Considering that when Kanye wrote and performed this song, he was unknowingly being sucked toward the vile, vapid vortex of Kardashianland, this was as high as West was going to get. Beware, Kanye -- there are some serious lows coming, and coming soon.

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