The Seven Habits of Highly Irritating Individuals (Hip-Hop Edition)

Mar 8, 2013 at 8:22 am

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1. People that need too much help - Rappers, I'm talking primarily to you. Hip-hop fans, I'm talking primarily to you. For some reason Google scares the hell out of people. You can go to this website, type in a few words and have the answer to any question your heart desires. I hate answering questions that have nothing to do with improving the course of my day or helping a true friend. I'm annoyed by adults that need step by step directions. I'm annoyed by the fact you assume I care so much about your music that I have all the time in the world to help you with it. I mean, if we're friends it's all good. If we have a previously-established relationship it's all good. But if we barely know each other and we've never met face to face, it might be all bad. I'm a regular person like you. I have concerns and my life is probably more stressful than yours. I'm kind of bothered by the fact that you think my life is so problem-free that I have time to invest in yours. I work a 24-hour job that consists of working out my very own problems.On a day to day basis this job typically sucks and doesn't pay me enough. I don't think the problem lies within the fact that you need a little help. I think the problem lies within the fact that most of the time these types of people go to the wrong people for such help. "Hey man how do I get a song played during the Halftime show at the Super Bowl?" Umm if I knew the answer to that question, do you think I'd be so accessible for you to ask such a thing? Who do I look like to you?

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