Noah Van Sciver
6. The Setlist Adviser
You know what every band loves more than anything, more than their mom, more than baseball, hell, even more than free beers in the green room? When fans yell out the name of whatever minor hit(s) they've had. While everybody else probably wants to hear those songs, too -- I mean, presumably, that's kinda why they bought a ticket, yeah? -- unlike everybody else, the Setlist Adviser is verbalizing this desire. And, no, really, the band loves it. We checked. The guys say it lets them know who the true fans are. And so, anyway, when the band finally caves and plays the request demand, well, you know where that came from. You're welcome.
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