Noah Van Sciver
3. The Selfie (Obsessed) Facebook is a wonderful thing. I mean, how else am I supposed to know what my long-lost pal Kevin from Mrs. Montgomery's second grade class thinks of Obamacare? More importantly, perhaps, where else is everyone supposed to see what this person looks like mugging with their arm around the besties at the Lumineers show -- I mean, of course, besides those of those of us who were privileged enough to be on hand to see them snap those adorable selfies. Sure, everyone in the place was momentarily blinded by the not-at-all intrusive flash on their iPhone, but it was so totally worth it. I mean, like, these moments just don't last, you know. You've gotta capture them when you can.
