Join Riverfront Times Press Club. Because No News is Bad News.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Twelve Ways to Keep Kings Of Leon Poop-Free Tomorrow Night

Posted By on Fri, Sep 24, 2010 at 12:00 PM

WIKIMEDIA COMMONS
  • Wikimedia Commons

Tomorrow night, Kings of Leon returns to the scene of the bird-poop crime, the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. The concert is a make-up date for the band's abbreviated July 23 show, during which pooping pigeons sent them offstage after three tunes. To ensure that tomorrow's concert goes off without a hitch, we have the following suggestions to keep the pesky pigeons away.

Spray entire venue with WD-40 Pigeons hate the smell.

Sombreros Keep the droppings out of bassist Jared Followill's mouth -- and commemorate last week's Mexican Independence Day!

Fill the Verizon Wireless Ampitheater rafters with feral cats Let the food chain work for you!

Hire a pied piper to seduce the pigeons into a mass suicide with song Is Jethro Tull flautist Ian Anderson available?

Free all-you-can-eat worm buffet at Harrah's The pigeons will come for the food and stay for the penny slots.

Eat the birds first. Pigeon meat (a.k.a. squab) is a delicacy akin to cornish game hens.

Tags: ,

Riverfront Times works for you, and your support is essential.

Our small but mighty local team works tirelessly to bring you high-quality, uncensored news and cultural coverage of St. Louis and beyond.

Unlike many newspapers, ours is free – and we'd like to keep it that way, because we believe, now more than ever, everyone deserves access to accurate, independent coverage of their community.

Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing pledge, your support helps keep St. Louis' true free press free.

Read the Digital Print Issue

September 9, 2020

View more issues

Newsletters

Never miss a beat

Sign Up Now

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.

Best Things to Do In St. Louis

© 2020 Riverfront Times

Website powered by Foundation