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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Take Our Andrew W.K. Party Tip Quiz!

Posted By on Thu, Mar 7, 2013 at 10:08 AM

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11. PARTY TIP: Replace "I can't" with _____.

A. "Hell yeah" B. "What would Manute Bol do?" C. "Fahrvergnügen" D. "I can't not party"

12. PARTY TIP: Read the writing of _____.

A. Albert Einstein B. Al Goldstein C. Woodward & Bernstein D. Shel Silverstein

13. PARTY TIP: _____ can be attracted by a simple dish of sweet cream caramel on your window sill.

A. Justin Bieber B. Young bumble bees C. A duck-billed platypus D. People who like to party

See also: Crotching Whiskey at the Justin Bieber Concert and Getting Thrown Out: A Review

14. PARTY TIP: Take a shower wearing _____. It's way more intense than you'd expect!

A. Sunglasses B. Phosphorus pentachloride C. A shower cap made out of Alka-Seltzer tablets D. A fur coat

15. PARTY TIP: If you don't _____ , you won't get to the other side.

A. Go through the wall B. Go over the top C. Go totally bananas D. Pay the ferryman

16. PARTY TIP: When you're driving, give the car next to you _____ . Then tell me what happens!

A. The finger B. Some Captain Hook's Fish and Chips and a pirate hat C. A full spray from your clip D. A thumbs up and a smile

17. PARTY TIP: Go to an all-girls college and talk to them about _____.

A. Fawn Liebowitz B. Charles Bukowski C. Partying D. Synaesthesia

18. PARTY TIP: When did you last eat _____!?

A. Pop-Rocks B. Roast chicken breast C. Pigs in a blanket D. Glass

19. PARTY TIP: Go outside. If you're already outside, touch a _____.

A. Crossing guard B. Squirrel's nuts C. Person's life with song D. Tree

20. PARTY TIP: _____.

A. Guacamole B. Pogo sticks C. Be transmundane D. Party

Answers on the next page, party on ahead!

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