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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Hip-Hop for Dogs: The Worst Dog Hip-Hop Book Ever?

Posted By on Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 7:00 AM

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Are you kidding me, dude? This is the freshest dog in the entire book-- it's maybe the only dog here that's NOT wack! It's got a boombox and a hi-top Kid fade! If our author lacks a basic understanding of what is and isn't wack, how can we trust her as a hip hop authority?

But even a stopped coin is heads twice a day, or soemthing: if there's one saving grace about this book, it's the photo used as the definition of "busted." It is correct. This dog is busted. From now on, when I hear the word "busted," I'm going to think of this stupid busted-ass Photoshop dog.

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If you'd like to buy Hip-Hop for Dogs as a gift for someone you hate, or someone you want to hate you, you can pick it up cheap on Amazon. If you're a big fan of the author's work, she also wrote something called Yiddish for Babies:

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Somebody stop this woman.

See also: -Ten Bands You Never Would Have Thought Used to Be Good -The Ten Biggest Concert Buzzkills: An Illustrated Guide -The 15 Most Ridiculous Band Promo Photos Ever -The Ten Worst Music Tattoos Ever

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