Friday, October 25, 2013

Beauty Pageant Issues a Noisy "Earbortion" at Scuzzfest This Saturday

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Beauty Pageant is (left to right): Mister Ben, Dada Vid, Blyre Cpanx, Hi Otter and Wiggpaw. - MABEL SUEN
  • Mabel Suen
  • Beauty Pageant is (left to right): Mister Ben, Dada Vid, Blyre Cpanx, Hi Otter and Wiggpaw.

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On a cold fall evening, performing artist Blyre Cpanx apologizes to her landlord for the complaints made about the wall of noise coming from her art loft in downtown St. Louis. She is one-fifth of the official line-up for Beauty Pageant, an improvisational experimental band that had its first performance in April 2012. Even though it has played more than twenty shows since, this is only the group's third practice together, and the explosive ruckus it generates is so loud and abrasive that none of the members could even hear the neighbors knocking on the doors and walls to quiet them down.

On Saturday, October 26, the group will perform at Scuzzfest 2013, a party put together by Beauty Pageant guitarist and subversive visual artist Mister Ben. Ben, who also creates the well-established Freezerburn zine, will release the latest issue of his Scuzz Report, a periodical yearbook of south city oddities, at the event. Beauty Pageant was born at now-defunct performance/arts space Pig Slop during an ongoing local concert series he curated (dubbed "Noise") and has crept around south city (and the woods) blasting out heavy, hairy textures ever since.

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"There are many incarnations of Beauty Pageant, but you can maybe categorize us as snot vomit rock," says Ben only halfway-jokingly, clad in his trademark hot pink blazer. "There are many sub-categories to what we do -- exotica is one thing, a beach party is another -- but overall, we're trying to make people catch some wave. We're not sure if they like it or not, but they will be surfing with us on some level."

With a constantly ebbing and flowing cast that consistently creates quite a spectacle, Beauty Pageant provides an accessible bridge to noise music. Vocalist Blyre Cpanx, who's used to strutting in the spotlight as a burlesque performer, insists she's not a front-person. Instead, her vocals act as layer, reacting to the convoluted mesh of guitar squealing, primitive drumming, synth-pounding and bird-whistling around her. Local impresario Johnny Vegas once categorized the band as an "earbortion," while the members liken their sounds to an audio interpretation of artist Gerard Richter's work, citing cult leader Jim Jones as another "influence."

Beauty Pageant currently has a recording out on cassette tape, but you'll have to track it down at a show. Meanwhile, you can check out some live recordings on the Soundcloud page of drummer, Wiggpaw (also of Skarekrau Radio and Perverted). As for future plans? The group responds: touring to offend everyone equally, penning a tell-all book, having shows in people's basements except they won't know about it and working on their inevitable synth-pop demise, Booty Pageant.

We invited guitarist and Scuzz Report ringleader Mister Ben to fill in the blanks ahead of Scuzzfest this weekend. Click through to see what he had to say.

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