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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

My Son Talked to God and Got Him to Cancel School

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"Gummy Bear Song"

This shit right here:

That's what it feels like.

Scorpion Fatalities

The boys are heavy into Mortal Kombat right now, which is weird because they've only ever played it twice. Still, this is one diversion from music that I don't mind because when I was little (and even today, really) I LOVED Mortal Kombat. When we watched this one, my son said, "Daddy, why does Scorpion like to set everyone on fire? And who do you think would win in a fight: Scorpion or LeBron James?" That kid is a goddamn genius, yo.

Crocodile River

OK, one other video that I don't mind. The boys and I have seen this one maybe twenty times in the last year. It's legit incredible. The best line: When the guy refers to the crocodiles as "Hidden death beneath the surface." That's just a rock-hard thing to say. I wish people would say things like that about me. Mostly they say things like "Man, I hate that guy so much." :(

P.S. For the most startling part, click ahead to 1:39. That's three seconds before the first adorable little fellow gets torpedoed by a crocodile. It's mania all after that.

"I Like To Move It," King Julian from Madagascar

MOTHER FUCKING DANCE PARTY JAJAJAJAJA TURN THE FUCK UP

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