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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Comedian TJ Miller Wants to Tickle Hitler, Have Sex with Obama and Make You Laugh

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But back to genres of comedy; earlier you said genres like blue-collar, political, mainstream, whereas, I was thinking more along the lines of sketch, improv, standup.

I see. Those have to be delineated. It's just because there are different mediums, just like doing TV, movies, etc. You're not telling somebody they are going to watch a movie and then show them the first episode of Lost. But I have already been talking too much.

No, it's great, you are explaining everything in detail, which is the purpose of interviews, right? To give people some insight?

Inside the mind.

I have just got a couple fun questions, do you want to do some fun questions and then we can wrap it up?

Yeah, for sure.

I just watched your Tickling and World Peace set on The Set List and I want to know what unruly dictator, past or present, would you most like to tickle?

I can't remember a particular joke, but... I guess Hitler. I would like to tickle Hitler and the reason is because I want to tickle him and see his joy and his laughter and things like that and then stop suddenly and go, "See! That is why you don't kill Jews!" Then I will walk out of the room, leave him confused. Hopefully change the course of history, who knows?

Where do you think he would be most ticklish?

Hitler? Right under the mustache sister, right under the mustache.

Do you know the game Marry, Fuck, Kill?

Yes, Marry, Fuck, Kill.

Good, so in honor of Black History Month, I've got Jay Z, Martin Luther King and Obama.

Jay Z, Martin Luther King and Obama? Why do I have to fuck all of these weird black guys?

For Black History Month, because your show is in February!

I don't know, I guess... Fuck, Marry, and Kill... it's Obama, Jay Z, and Martin Luther King? You want me to kill one of those people?

It's just a question. I mean, you don't have to... You can back out...

No, no, no. I'm seeing... I'm just seeing how difficult it is. I guess kill Martin Luther King because he was already assassinated, or was going to be assassinated. I would fuck Obama just to have the story of, "Yeah dude, do you want to hear something crazy!? I fucked the president of the United States!"

That story there trumps any other story.

(Laugher) Yeah. It certainly would.

I would marry Jay Z to learn from his infinite wisdom and be there to support him in his art, and to create a rap empire that is greater than any that has previously been imagined.

To keep up with TJ; follow him on Twitter: @nottjmiller or listen to his Podcast: Cashing in with TJ Miller.

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