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Saturday, July 26, 2014

We Got the Inside Scoop On That Fat Guy You Saw On TMZ at the Gathering of the Juggalos

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*WANNA TRAVEL TO LA, MIAMI, VEGAS with MIKE BUSEY?

*WANNA BLOW SOMETHING UP OR SHOOT SOME SERIOUS WEAPONS?

*THE APPEARANCE OF A CELEBRITY FRIEND OF MIKE BUSEY'S

*SKATE BOARD SESSION W/ WEEMAN?

*GO ON A DANGEROUS VOYAGE WITH MANNY PUIG?

*GET A KICK ASS TATTOO?

*SKY DIVE W/SEXY NAKED STRIPPERS?

*DIEING OF CANCER & NEVER BEEN TO WALT DISNEY WORLD?

*WANT GET COVERED IN COCO AND SPANKED WITH SUMMER SAUSAGES?

IT DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT OR CAN DREAM OF:

"If you got the money, Mike Busey will make it happen!"

A young juggalo parties with the Busey Beauties. - NATE "IGOR" SMITH
  • Nate "Igor" Smith
  • A young juggalo parties with the Busey Beauties.

Despite the party facilities on site, Busey also has a classified ad up looking for roommates which claims that he only hosts one party a month. And if you're not a drug addict with "mental issues" or "social disorders," you're able to rent a room for $800 a month. You know, for any interested folks out there.

Internships are also available. However, they are not paid:

We Are Looking For A Few Good Men & Women Who Wanna Learn A Thing Or Two About The Entrainment Biz! You In School? Or Already Have A Degree? Cool, We're Gonna Make You Wipe Your Ass With That Expensive Piece Of Paper! You Will Receive A Real Life Education In WTF Really Goes On! If Your Lucky, You Might Be Able To Take What We Show You Out Into The Real World And Become Successful Like Interns In The Past......

Do You Get Paid? Hell To The Fuck No........ Hotdogs, Blowjobs, Road Trips, Friendships, Shows, And A Life Changing Experience Is How You May Get Paid! Shit, If It Was Ethical We Would Try To Charge You! We Tried The Whole Mexican Thing But They Couldn't Understand Us And All Our Tequila Was Drank!

But on the plus side:

You Might Get Your Dick Sucked, But If You Dont Earn The Right We Will Cock Block Your Ass Real Fast! You Gotta Bring Something To The Table!

Serious inquiries only, please.

More coverage from the 2014 Gathering of the Juggalos:

Ten Changes to the 2014 Gathering of the Juggalos After Its Move from Illinois to Ohio

The Gathering of the Juggalos' Night Court Helps Wicked Clowns Bury the Hatchet (NSFW)

We Talk to the Cops at Gathering of the Juggalos

Jared Gomes of Hed PE Jumps Off Stage and Punches Heckler at the Gathering of the Juggalos

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