Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Twenty Best-Dressed Juggalos at the Gathering

Posted By on Sun, Jul 27, 2014 at 9:24 AM

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Obviously this little guy's headgear is adorable, but the pacifier, beads and tie-dye are unsettling. It is tragic to see kids getting into ecstasy so young.

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Grow the gut out large enough and you don't have to wear pants at all anymore! This is a man with a plan, right here.

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No need to drop all that money at the merch booth; this guy and just shape and sculpt his chest hair into whatever outfit he desires! Crafty.

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An outfit as functional as it is fashionable.

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This guy was hanging out in the parking lot. He has done so for the last seven years, while his son goes inside the event - he never goes in himself, though. Just the parking lot.

We enjoyed his understated approach to juggalo fashion.

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As you may know, juggalos are known for throwing things. So for this guy to literally draw a target on his back is ballsy to the point of foolishness, but you gotta love his moxie.

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OK, so they might not have the most interesting fashion, all things considered, but the Gathering's legendary Burrito Men, Bill Huntsmen and Bruce Wayne Hull, definitely have the best food here, and it bears mentioning twice.

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We were actually pretty conflicted about these guys. Their outfits and makeup don't come across as genuine -- we may be in the presence of impostors, here. The stock gas-station shirts, the red-painted nose (uncommon among clowns of the wicked variety), the distressed pants on the fella on the left -- all got "poser" written all over it. Also, the guy on the left has Black Flag bars tattooed on his arm.

Hard to know for sure, but very suspect, and rest assured we are looking into it. We will update this post if we get any further information.

See also: A Wedding at the Gathering of the Juggalos The Gathering of the Juggalos' Night Court Helps Wicked Clowns Bury the Hatchet (NSFW) Insane Clown Posse Close Out the 2014 Gathering of the Juggalos (NSFW)


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