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Monday, August 25, 2014

"Smooth" Is the Greatest Song of All Time

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SANTANA. BLESSING. DAT. ASS. Need I say more?

I could go on and on about the video. I mean, it's a veritable time capsule of 1999. I NEED Rob's shirt. Suddenly I want a cowboy hat. Why doesn't my boyfriend have earrings like that? Why am I not dancing sexily in front of my window and fire escape? These are all important questions but honestly the monumental success of "Smooth" hinges on the simplicity of the lyrics. It IS just like the ocean under the moon. You DO have that kind of lovin' that can be so smooth. And truly, in the end it all boils down to these three simple options:

1. Give me your heart 2. Make It real 3. Or else forget about it

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