They are questions that have been on the mind of every Blues fan.
Was David Backes in that Netflix movie I just watched?
Which French intellectual does Darren Pang remind me of?
Why does Jaroslav Halak make me want to smoke meth?
Well, don't worry, because Daily RFT has figured it out for you. Here are the answers:
David Backes and Willem Dafoe
Backes is known outside of hockey for his love of dogs, and Dafoe used to be known for being a vegetarian. But apparently, he no longer is. He probably doesn't eat dogs, though, so Backes is cool with him.
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Jaroslav Halak and Aaron Paul
Halak is from Slovakia. Paul played a meth cook in New Mexico. There was a never fully explained link between the meth Jesse and Walter were cooking in New Mexico and some buyers in the Czech Republic. Slovakia is not the Czech Republic but it's very, very close. Plus, these guys kinda look alike.
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