George Brett is a Hall of Fame baseball player, one of the greatest hitters who has ever lived, and the best player to ever put on a Kansas City Royals uni.
He also happens to be one hell of a good storyteller.
A close personal friend of the blog by the name of Alex Fritz posted a link to this video over at Viva El Birdos, and I had somehow missed seeing it before. Well, ever since witnessing the brilliance, I find myself completely unable to get the tune itself out of my head. I'm sure plenty of you out there more internet savvy than I have already experienced the wonderment of George Brett, his very temperamental colon, and an auto-tuner, but that's alright. I can't imagine anyone could ever get enough.
I really could never hope to do justice to this thing, so I'll just let it speak for itself.
Seriously, there's something about that dog getting sprayed in the face; I completely lose it every time.