Ass Clowns of the Week: Hyatt Hotel Parking Valets

The results are in, and the winners of last Friday's "Ass Clown of the Week" vote are the parking valets of the downtown Hyatt Hotel.

Forty-one percent of Daily RFT readers thought the valets deserved the title after YouTube videos surfaced last week showing the parking attendants abusing people's cars in the hotel's garage. (The hotel has since found a new -- more respectable -- parking service.)

If you haven't seen the video yet, here it is...

In other Ass Clown voting...

Second place, with 30 percent of the vote, went to Cardinals player David Freese for his astounding .232 blood-alcohol rating during a recent DUI arrest.

Two Mizzou basketball players came in third place for allegedly beating up a male cheerleader last week.

And a surprisingly scant amount of voters -- just 4 percent -- thought ex-gangster Henry Hill was last week's biggest ass clown for getting drunk and disorderly at a Metro East hotel.

View all the results here.

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