On Friday we told you how Bud Light has been forced to stop selling
its school-colors themed "Fan Cans" near the University of Missouri and dozens of other college campuses nationwide.
In hindsight, perhaps college administrators got their undies in a bunch because Anheuser-Busch didn't employ a clever ad campaign to promote the Fan Cans.
Whatever the case, the brewer doesn't have to worry about anyone being a tight ass after enjoying Bud Light Lime in a can. 'Cause that -- it seems -- would be damn near impossible.