Douche of the Day: Imperial Man Seeks Hot Escort for DJ Pauly D; Must Have T&A

Feb 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Have you heard? DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore is coming town. He's playing Friday at Europe Night Club on Washington Avenue and one car-less and lonely man from Imperial is in desperate need for a date to the show.

Here's his plea as as advertised on Craigslist:
 
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Good luck, ladies. An offer this sweet doesn't come around often.