It took fire crews about two hours to knock out the flames at one of the sites this morning. The flames destroying tractors, mowers and a dump truck. The Illinois Fire Marshal is now investigating and is calling them suspicious.(The style evokes Cormac McCarthy's The Road, minus the baby-eating).
But we're not alone in our fandom. As first pointed out by our pals over at Punching Kitty, there's a gal named Erica Smith who has been snapping up the bright little verbal butterflies that flutter out of Fox2Now's Twitter account.
She calls her tumblr, "Fox2Now Poetry."
Here are a few of our favorite harvests: