The greatest trilogy ever mocked.
Being the adventures of two very small men and their very long walk to find a place that will accept them, their strange hairy foot fetish, and their gaudy ring. Also, being a tale of wizardry, ugly lurkers who like kinda like Iggy Pop, and a not-so-young-anymore half-breed dude who wants to be king, kinda-sorta, but only if it means he can shack up with the pointy-eared broad with the ultra-creamy skin.
