The Kansas City Pitch wants anyone who's screwed around (literally) with state rep Matt Bartle to let them know. Bartle, as you certainly know by now, is the Republican state rep from western Missouri who sponsored -- and got passed -- a bill aimed at killing the strip-club industry in the state.
So, the Pitch wants to know what kind of bones (or boners) dwell in Bartle's closet that would make him such an anti-sex crusader. Those with a convincing, truthful story of getting naughty with Matt Bartle can win tickets to Sublime in Kansas City.
Here are the details from the Pitch:
Truth is the only criteria. Maybe Bartle's tortured past involves transient hookers. A gay experiment one brave night in college. Hell, maybe it was only a furtive hand job in a parked car. This offer goes to any strippers who may have done a grind routine on Bartle at any time, whether at an innocent bachelor party or some night, on the long road home from Jefferson City, when he was one of those guys who comes in wearing sweat pants.