What? No dessert?: To The Person Who Put A Steak And Mashed Potatoes On My Windshield - 21 (Red Lobster on South Lindbergh)
Hey simple minded friend,
I just wanted to thank you for the gift you left me on my car. I also wanted to think you for teaching me that it is ok to vandalize someones personal property just because you don't like their opinion and/or bumper stickers.
Can I just say I'm sorry? Can I just tell you that I have seen the error of my vegetarian ways? I shouldn't have put stickers on the car that I paid for....I shouldn't have excercised my right to free speech.
I was wrong.
But, I want to make it up to you. I was thinking....and I'm gonna leave that lovely feast on my window for as long as it takes....when you get this, email me and I'll send you my address. We can clean it off together....
Love,
Jessica
PS - You should bring that retard that keyed my car too! We could have a blast playing russian rulette and other games where you may or may not die!
Karma's a bitch. Or, actually, perhaps why you're still single: HOLY COW! Literally! - Rampage show at the Doc Haus (Washington, MO)
While Rampage puts on a good show, not sure about the syncronized guitar playing and swaying thingy, I have never seen so many large women in one room. I try to take care of myself, and can't believe that these young girls let themselves go like this! Unbelievable. I just have to ask this... There were a lot of really attractive men there last night, are you men really attracted to the "big" girls? I don't get it, maybe I should just let myself go to hell too...
It's only sexual harassment...and I like it: to the guy who offered to rub my ass - w4m (chesterfield)
I don't know if you were kidding when you said that to me. It definitely blind sided me! the thought has been driving me crazy - but a little scared because we work together. You'll never see this so I'll stop thinking about it.
We picked you up from Lumier and went to Pop's. I still can't get over how much you look like Brian Austin Green!
Um: JOCKSTRAP - 38 (KC)
Did you receive the jockstrap I sent you in the mail?
Swing...and a miss: We had a blind date in '99, you looked like Mark McGwire - w4m - 40 (Clayton)
I can't remember your name but we had a blind date back in '99, my friend Lesa or your friend set us up. You were tall, red hair, handsome and looked exactly like Mark McGwire! I'm light-skinned, 5'5", petite, super short hair and drove a black '92 VW Jetta. We met for dinner at Applebee's on Clayton Rd and saw a bad Curt Russell movie at the Esquire. We didn't see each other after that due to some drama with my friend but I'd like to catch up and see what you're up to.
Prison, 'shake: Re: Just released from prison - m4w (right here)
First off, every damn one of us makes mistakes! I made a few in my life too!
However, mr. prison, when you post something like this, you should elaborate!
While I know there are some desperate women out there, most of us, want to give people a second chance, but the majority and the ones that could probably help you the most, just NEED MORE INFORMATION than what you posted!
White collar crimes happen EVERY day, and that doesn't neccessarily make you a bad guy! Scott, did you learn a lesson? Come on, give us a bit more info!?
No smart woman is going to bring a prisoner into their home without it!
HOWEVER, I DO think,,,, EVERYONE
