UPDATED: With egg on my face. This was not, in fact, at a Cards game. It was an Astros/Diamondbacks matchup. Still awful, though.
And now, for the worst thing floating around the Intertubes today. This footage was taken in Houston at last night's meeting between the Astros and Cardinals. Oof.
She just seals her own horribleness with the high-five at the end, doncha think? Poor lil ginger.