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How To Please Your Lover No Matter Your Size

By Chad Garrison on Thu, Aug 25, 2011 at 12:45 pm

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You can say this about Norman Delicatecharacter: He soldiers on.

While his more literary twin brother, Geoffrey, remains on medical leave, Norm (Budweiser tallboy ever within reach) works his way through Tracey Cox's 100 Hot Sex Positions. In today's Purple Prose, Norm reads about him/her size mismatches. Down in the nether regions. Norm is unimpressed.