It's 7:30 a.m. Thanksgiving Morning and You're Already Sick of the Family

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If you can at all relate to the above headline, you're in luck. There's one holiday attraction scheduled early this morning.

It's the Thanksgiving Day Parade and its starts at the ungodly hour (on a day off work, that is) of 8:45 a.m. this morning.

Head downtown and grab your place in line. More info here.