Just Announced: Rams To Begin Construction of Retractable Roof in 2012

And there she blows!

Yes, there's no truth to this story. The joke was making the rounds yesterday, and we thought it funny enough to share. Besides, a retractable roof -- even this one -- would make it difficult for Rams owner Stan Kroenke to move the team back to Los Angeles.
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