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Kit Bond: Obama "Sending Terrorists to A Neighborhood Near You"

By Keegan Hamilton on Tue, May 12, 2009 at 11:06 am

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Last month he accused the commander in chief of turning the U.S. into a "banana republic" by releasing the torture memos. Now, in the senator's weekly GOP radio address, closing Gitmo equates to moving the 9-11 planners into your subdivision.

Other highlights include: pronouncing the name of his home-state "Mizz-URR-uh", wacky NRA-friendly metaphors about aiming and shooting, and clumsy use of a teleprompter.

But seriously, what state/town/prison could possibly want to take-in the Guantanamo detainees?