Mominatrix ("Banging Out Sex Advice") to "leave no bush behind" come tomorrow.
We, the people with pubic hair, should come together and celebrate this historic election. Show your love for your country, and as you watch our new president take his oath and feel your satin undies against your smooth nether region, you can take pride in knowing you've rid your world of bush once and for all.
Umm, probably not the kind of "sacrifice" Barack Obama is encouraging Americans to make during these uncertain times. But, hey, the shareholders of Gillette sure aren't complaining.