Naked Guy in Forest Park and a Jersey Shore Wannabe: Last Week in Missed Connections

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Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

POOR DUDE IS SAD THAT HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND WON'T TAKE HIS "SEED"; ALSO, HE'S A WOLF

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BUCK NEKKED IN FOREST PARK

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ALL I'M LOOKING TO DO IS STEAL A HOT MARRIED MAN. IS THAT SUCH A HASSLE?

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THE JERSEY SHORE SERIES

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