Nativity Scene Featuring St. Louis Cops and Politicians is Noticeably Void of Wise Men

By Unreal on Tue, Dec 8, 2009 at 12:15 pm

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The anonymous moderators over at the police discussion board St. Louis Cop Talk have an amusing painting on the site's homepage.

Below is a copied image of the doctored artwork. We here at Daily RFT believe we have decoded everyone in this oh-so-special nativity scene.

Question is: Can you?

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Nativity Scene Featuring St. Louis Cops and Politicians is Noticeably Void of Wise Men

Click for larger image. members.boardhost.com/stlouiscoptalk

Hint: No. 1 (a.k.a. Baby Jesus) has a last name that sounds a lot like a holiday activity, as in the song "_____ Bells Ring."

All the answers after the page break: