No. 1 -- Taze Larry Conners: 5 Ways to Celebrate July 4th Without Fireworks

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No. 5: Gallagher Your Melons
No. 4: Be That Guy With a Laser Pointer
No. 3: Your Butt and a Lighter
No. 2: Launch an Anvil 200 Ft. Into the Sky
No. 1: Taze Larry Conners

The heat and drought plaguing the Midwest have caused scores of municipalities to cancel their July 4th fireworks displays. So what to do this Independence Day? Fear not, Daily RFT is here with five simple suggestions.

No. 1: OK, we admit it. Our entire conceit of running this list was so we could once again post the following video of KMOV (Channel 4) anchorman Larry Conners getting tazed. It's been too long.

Enjoy your July 4th, and take Larry's advice when it comes to getting shot with a Taser: "You don't want to do this. Believe me!"