"Only Contact Me If You Wanna Do Me Now": Last Week in Missed Connections

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Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

PANTIES AT THE HOTEL

DO ME RIGHT NOW

A REAL GO-GETTER

WE DEFINITELY WANT HIM WORKING NEAR THE CHILDREN

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