PHOTOS: The Best Undressed People of St. Louis World Naked Bike Ride 2014 (NSFW)

Jul 28, 2014 at 7:00 am
"Oh, it's the World Naked Bike Ride? How handy, I seem to have misplaced my clothes..." - Jon Gitchoff
Jon Gitchoff
"Oh, it's the World Naked Bike Ride? How handy, I seem to have misplaced my clothes..."

This weekend St. Louisans discarded society's rules (and their clothes) and hit the streets two wheels at a time, riding in the seventh annual World Naked Bike Ride.

The ride's compound mission, which advocates simultaneously for cyclist safety, positive body image and sustainable travel options, brings all sorts of interesting St. Louis characters out from the fringes: the eco-warriors, the sex-positive feminists, the experimenting college students, the die-hard cyclists, the creepers and so many more.

The 2014 World Naked Bike Ride in St. Louis. - Jon Gitchoff
Jon Gitchoff
The 2014 World Naked Bike Ride in St. Louis.

The ride's organizers encourage participants to bare as much as they dare. Many riders wore costumes or body paint that either strategically hid or daringly accentuated their naughtiest bits.

Daily RFT selected the best photos of riders stripping down and pedaling out. Here are our favorites:

Peek-a-boo! You think it's going to be a nipple, but it's not. - Jon Gitchoff
Jon Gitchoff
Peek-a-boo! You think it's going to be a nipple, but it's not.

See also: World Naked Bike Ride 2014 Rolls Through St. Louis July 26 (NSFW)

This guy's bare ass comes with a mission. - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
This guy's bare ass comes with a mission.

Just in case you're reading this at work, we've saved the most naked folks for the next pages. Click for page two.

One seems more excited than the other, but both seem pretty naked. - Jon Gitchoff
Jon Gitchoff
One seems more excited than the other, but both seem pretty naked.

See more photos: The Nicest Naughty Bits at the 2014 World Naked Bike Ride (NSFW)

Guess what her spirit animal is. - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
Guess what her spirit animal is.
Caution: Objects behind the tape may be larger than they appear. - Jon Gitchoff
Jon Gitchoff
Caution: Objects behind the tape may be larger than they appear.
We think she should dress like this all the time. How about "The Scream" next year? - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
We think she should dress like this all the time. How about "The Scream" next year?
That is some strategically placed body paint. - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
That is some strategically placed body paint.
They're superheroes and their mortal enemy is shirts. - Jon Gitchoff
Jon Gitchoff
They're superheroes and their mortal enemy is shirts.
Everybody cop a feel! - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
Everybody cop a feel!
Any day where you body-paint your nipples is a good day. - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
Any day where you body-paint your nipples is a good day.

Even more photos on page three!

Sorry, we're trying to read your sign, but we keep getting...distracted. - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
Sorry, we're trying to read your sign, but we keep getting...distracted.
Meet your new hero. - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
Meet your new hero.
Their superpower is shirtlessness. - Jon Gitchoff
Jon Gitchoff
Their superpower is shirtlessness.
Chains don't count as clothes, right? - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
Chains don't count as clothes, right?
This is what happens when you bring the cast of Downtown Abbey to the World Naked Bike Ride. - Caroline Yoo
Caroline Yoo
This is what happens when you bring the cast of Downtown Abbey to the World Naked Bike Ride.
Are those band-aids? - Jon Gitchoff
Jon Gitchoff
Are those band-aids?
PHOTOS: The Best Undressed People of St. Louis World Naked Bike Ride 2014 (NSFW)
Jon Gitchoff

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