After blanketing its pages with inauguration coverage for the past week and sending its very own reporters to Washington D.C., the Post-Dispatch is ready to cash in.
Hey, if dildo makers can get rich off Obama, why not the newspaper? To wit, the following offers made their way into my e-mail today.
But wait! There's more!
Call today and you can also get your very own Obama/Post-Dispatch coffee mug! Not a coffee drinker? Do you wear clothing? Well, then how 'bout your very own Obama/Post-Dispatch T-shirt?
Post-Dispatch Store also sells tote bags. You'll need one since you've got no pockets.