Purple Prose: How to Fart on a Date

This week's Riverfront Times' Purple Prose comes from the book, "The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Guide: Man Skills."



Bonus! See a diagram of how to squeeze out a stinker after the jump!

Purple Prose: How to Fart on a Date
The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills (p. 182)
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