"Put Your Equipment Against My Cervix": Another Week In Missed Connections

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      {
        "name": "Ad - NativeInline - Injected",
        "component": "37365813",
        "insertPoint": "3",
        "requiredCountToDisplay": "5"
      },{
        "name": "Real 1 Player (r2) - Inline",
        "component": "37365812",
        "insertPoint": "2/3",
        "requiredCountToDisplay": "9"
      }
    ]

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED (click here for definition of LEEP)

BEST POST TITLE OF THE WEEK

SOMETIMES, D-BAGGERY IS AN ASSET

A VERY SAFE AND REASONABLE PROPOSAL (Explanation of 420 here)

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