Sexy Couple Has Sex in Parking Lot, Stranger Watches: Another Week in Missed Connections

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Every so often, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

NOT EXACTLY "LOL" FUNNY:

I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY, AND THE CARDINALS ARE LOSING, SOOOO....

ANOTHER CREEP TO ROUND THINGS OUT: