Yes, I'm sure that massage from your mother in law was really
Couple of ideas off the top of my head: embrace them and then try to get them to come to the WORLDS LARGEST TWEETUP, or delete your account and never think of Twitter again. That's pretty much it.
Wait, Indy did all that stuff on the weekends?
Yeah, I'm sure your folks will appreciate that gift for the dog on their birthday. Wait ... your parents share the same birthday?