The Onion Takes on St. Louis' "Most Dangerous City" Moniker

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Here at Daily RFT, we've long held that one or two of the contributors at The Onion must be from St. Louis. Today we're saying the same. I mean, how else would someone know that our zoo smells and our river is muddy?

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