The Onion's Take on Veterans' Day Includes A Pogue from Clayton

By Kristen Hinman on Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm

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Let's lighten the mood, shall we?

America's finest news source, The Onion News Network, gets a laugh by making a laid-off Clayton car salesman the main (~~pogue~~) character in a video game that simulates modern warfare...

Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks