Todd Akin 2012 Riverfront Times Cover Headline Contest

Nov 7, 2012 at 6:55 am

When it came to putting the most fitting punctuation mark at the end of this seemingly interminable 2012 political campaign season, Riverfront Times was hardly at a loss for ideas.

Trouble was, when it came to pulling the lever (so to speak), we inexplicably found ourselves, well...undecided.

So we've decided to give y'all the honor of composing a headline for the cover of our November 8 issue.

By all means, have at it in the comments queue. If we're sufficiently taken with your headline, we'll include it in a roundup post next week. And if we really like it, we'll think of a suitable reward. So be sure to include a legit email address where we can reach you.

All right, boys and girls, have at it!

Go ahead: Write your own Riverfront Times headline!

While you're at it, check out local artist Cameron Fuller's Bacon Akin and these scenes from Todd Akin's Watch Party last night.