Top 5 Hilariously Violent Commercials by Schweig Engel

This week's feature, "Pitch Sessions," revisits the quirky, self-produced local TV ads from the 1980s and 90s.

Check out these five masterworks of slapstick violence from Schweig Engel, the now-defunct "King of Credit." You'll definitely want to buy their stuff on credit, and probably run for your life.
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!  

DIAMONDS! RUBIES!

PUNCHING PINOCCHIO!

YOU'RE FIRED!!

REMODELING IS REALLY DANGEROUS!
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