[VIDEO] Someone Call Family Services to Save This Young Cardinals Fan

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Oh. My. God. 

At least this kid is smart enough to like the Cardinals (see hat). 

But we're concerned about what he'll consider, later in life, to be normal grown-up behavior.  

He's being encouraged to sing, "Girl with the 'Donk" ("donk" being the slang word for "a very round, attractive ghetto style booty"). 

And then there's the dancing, which...

Fankly, we're at a loss for words. 

h/t World Starr Hip-Hop