Why It's a Good Thing the Saint Louis Zoo Has No Polar Bears

Because when you fall into the polar bear exhibit (as a woman did today in Berlin, Germany) a polar bear won't take a tremendous bite out of your ass.



Then again, I suppose that's the risk you run when your backside resembles a sea lion's.

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