You Stank Up Battleship! And Other Crap Movies Inspired by Boardgames

May 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm

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Guess Who?
A massive police line-up goes horribly wrong in this dark film littered with insulting stereotypes about one's physical traits. A nebbishy mugging victim (Liam Neeson) is forced to watch line-up after line-up, each one more desultory and obviously rigged than the last. As his endless evening progresses, it becomes clear that each person in the line-up is being played by Neeson himself.
Tagline: Who are I?

Perfection
Meryll Streep plays an OCD plastic surgeon on a quest to make her patients appear perfect before time runs out. When time runs out, she explodes. (Think Nip-Tuck meets Speed.) Liam Neeson is not in this movie, but you'll swear he is.
Tagline: Square pegs, round holes ... no problem.

Pretty Pretty Princess
Wesley Snipes is a rugged cop Cornelius Prince by day and a fabulous drag queen Princess Candy Corn by night. Soon his two worlds merge as he uses his drag skills to hide in plain sight while tailing Boston's notorious Irish mob boss Lowell Downe (Liam Neeson). Romance ensues, and Prince is forced to decide who he really is.
Tagline: Down low meets Low Downe.