You Were Doing WHAT in a Clown Suit? Another Week in craigslist Missed Connections

Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

click to enlarge Where, we ask, is this clown's left hand? - / CC BY-SA 2.0 / CC BY-SA 2.0
Where, we ask, is this clown's left hand?
bus scene - 24 - (STL)

You were at the bustop at Southwest and McCausland whacking off in a clown suit. I like your style, let's get together.

took picture of you... - m4m - 27 - (CWE)

at the coffee shop...and you caught me...i was so embarrassed... hope i didn't make you feel uncomfortable...

ham N eggs - m4w - 46 - (ofallon mo)

hi carrie you refillles my water this am around 8 I sit up front like get to no you better ty Tim

To the Shop-n-Save Shoplifter - 24 - (Granite City, IL)

I hope to hell you got caught.

Me and 3 other people, including an officer, chased after you. And I'm sure you know by now but your dumb ass dropped your car keys while running away from us.

I hope your free alcohol was worth the jail time and community service you're gonna get for shoplifting and evading arrest.
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