Support Local Journalism. Join Riverfront Times Press Club.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Not Your Average Valentine's Special: A Four-Star Mattress

Posted By on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 2:35 PM

Nothing says Valentine's Day like a new mattress!

The chic-chic The Ritz-Carlton is apparently making over its entire Clayton property, and just in time for the special February holiday has put up for sale its pre-owned desks, armoires, and yes, double, queen- and king-size *beds*.

Like this one.

ritz_bed_thumb_300x225.jpg
 
Unreal can just imagine our sweetie's look of pure, unadulterated ecstasy when we reveal this once-in-a-lifetime present on the big Saturday night in February....To think what kinds of magical moments our local royalty and/or out-of-town A-listers could have shared on these luxurious, "pre-owned" springs! 

Photo courtesy of www.craigslist.org.

-Unreal

Tags: ,

Support Local Journalism.
Join the Riverfront Times Press Club

Local journalism is information. Information is power. And we believe everyone deserves access to accurate independent coverage of their community and state. Our readers helped us continue this coverage in 2020, and we are so grateful for the support.

Help us keep this coverage going in 2021. Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing membership pledge, your support goes to local-based reporting from our small but mighty team.

Join the Riverfront Times Club for as little as $5 a month.

Read the Digital Print Issue

January 19, 2022

View more issues

Newsletters

Never miss a beat

Sign Up Now

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.

Best Things to Do In St. Louis

© 2022 Riverfront Times

Website powered by Foundation