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Monday, January 19, 2009

Mothers Encouraged to "Shave the Date" Tomorrow -- Don't Forget the Razors

Posted By on Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 9:58 AM

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Tomorrow is Inauguration Day. But blogger Kristen Chase has another name for the celebration taking place in Washington D.C. She's calling it "Shave the Date" and encouraging the mothers who follow her blog Mominatrix ("Banging Out Sex Advice") to "leave no bush behind" come tomorrow.

We, the people with pubic hair, should come together and celebrate this historic election. Show your love for your country, and as you watch our new president take his oath and feel your satin undies against your smooth nether region, you can take pride in knowing you've rid your world of bush once and for all.

Umm, probably not the kind of "sacrifice" Barack Obama is encouraging Americans to make during these uncertain times. But, hey, the shareholders of Gillette sure aren't complaining.

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